By nationally syndicated cartoonist Tom Batiuk
Liven up your bandroom or bedroom walls with these sets of lighthearted posters featuring the self proclaimed "World's Greatest Band Director", Harry L. Dinkle. These colorful 14" by 18" posters take a closer look at the "not so serious" side of music and will have you laughing each time you read them. Select the view contents button below to read the text on each poster in this set. Posters not sold individually.
You never practice! The only time you ever see the music is when you show up for your lesson!.....Yeah but you've got to admit that I'm getting to be a better sightreader!,,(Lots of bad notes).....I'd like some volunteers to run out and take down the concert posters!,,Okay Trombones let's go back to the beginning!..... This is a music stand!!!,,I want you to practice!!,,All an air-guitarist does is go through the motions and fake it!..... Actually it's alot like my percussion section!,,Great music should always be played LOUD!!,,, These all feature the Funky Winkerbean and Harry L. Dinkle characters created by Tom Batiuk.
And now we'd like to conclude our performance by playing The Stars and Stripes Forever..... Well actually we're just going to play it for a few minutes!,,Now we're going to practive a piece by the most famous of all the great German composers - can anyone name him?..... IRVING BERLIN!?,,The only thing you people can play is the national anthem and the school fight song..... This is going to be one boring Christmas concert!,,That was just awful!..... I think you've just invented the traumatic scale!,,How are you going to learn this music if you never practice?..... Is this one of those trick questions?,,Never empty your spitvalve on your band director's shoe!,,, These all feature the Funky Winkerbean and Harry L. Dinkle characters created by Tom Batiuk. These all feature the Funky Winkerbean and Harry L. Dinkle characters created by Tom Batiuk.